The Ballad of SEO by Paul Glen
http://www.aims.co.il/resources/seo-song/seo-song.html

My boy searched me to go for a byte;
I told him that I look a site.
Don't worry girl, just take url,
And don't forget to click me;
Click me, Click me, Click me!

But first I had to PPC,
And loosen up my density.
Lift my anchor, throw your bait,
Raise your rank and validate.
Click me, Click me, Click me, Click me!

Algorithm on my SERP;
I'll go crawl and bot my slurp.
Got no address, got not link,
I'll eat spam and have a drink.
Click me, Click me, Click me, Click me!

My header hurts, from all that flash.
Tag my title, cloak my splash,
Altavista XML,
Java spider HTML.
Click me, Click me, Click me, Click me!

My crawler meta overture,
Yahoo, Google visitor.
Keyword log DMOZ,
CPM and CPC.
Click me, Click me, Click me, Click me!
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